1)I remember running in formation, 60+ (boots and utilities) watching my platoon Commander. He would run backwards around the platoon shouting experlatives while smoking a cigarette, lapping us for the duration!

2) I remember foot locker inspections. If we failed, it got dumped out and we did our manual of arms rifle drill with the footlocker! It wasn't funny at the time, but years later the absurdity of it makes me laugh. Right shoulder, arms!